Samsung Washing Machine (with attitude)

Samsung Washing Machine for Sale €150 (or nearest offer, please save me from it)... Although it has been behaving recently, maybe a new leaf for the new year coming up?
Location: Artane, Dublin, ideally have this sold today or tomorrow.

Right. I’m selling this washing machine. It’s a Samsung. It wasn’t cheap. It is a complete pain in the hoop.

Does it wash clothes? Yes.
Does it occasionally decide to snack on them like a bored toddler? Also yes.

For reasons unknown to science or Samsung engineers, this yoke has a habit of taking the odd bite out of sleeves, jumpers, kids’ pyjamas… the works. If fabric crime was a sport, this machine would be in the Olympics.

Maybe you’ll have better luck. Maybe it hates us personally. Maybe it just wants a fresh start with a new owner who isn’t judging it.
Either way, you’ve been warned and the price reflects its “personality”.

The good bits:
• Spins like a tornado
• Looks grand
• Works perfectly aside from its… dietary preferences
• Bargain at €150
• Will take less because honestly I want it gone before it eats something important

The bad bit:
• It’s a feckin’ menace

Collection only from Artane, weekdays suit best. Bring a friend if you need to wrestle it.

First come, first served. Take it away and may it behave better for you than it ever did for us.