Banana Suspension System.

€999,999

Condition:

Brand new

Unique banana suspension unit for sale. Not to be mistaken for others in the market, this is the original market leader. Banana sourced from a Super 6 deal from a reputable German retailer. Duck tape from the middle aisle 'PRICE DROP' deal from the same retailer.

Ideal for domestic, private or public use.

One previous owner. Subject to decay.

Genuine reason for selling - I'd been day drinking and I bought this on an auction site.

Will accept Bitcoin.

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1 month

Seller peel&stick

@sigma_tech426: If only I was in a position to accept additional Chinese Social Credit - I'd be delighted to work something out with you. As I'm sure you know, to achieve this level of creative innovation one has to have reached the required 1,300 Social Credits - so I'm currently maxed-out. If I do enter into some questionable activity and my credit rating drop, I'll be sure to reach out and hopefully you're still in the market for a BSS.

1 month

sigma_tech426

id gladly buy this but i have one single question, do you accept chinese social credit instead?

yours faithfully, sigma_tech456.

7 months

Seller peel&stick

@Robertas Semanavicius Well observer, you would expect the banana to brown within days. I forgot to mention the artist collaborated with Damien Hirst on this piece. As you probably know Damien keeps a bucket of formaldehyde in his garden shed at all times. They gave the banana a good dunk one Friday afternoon when they were in the pub. This is all outlined in the paperwork that comes with the BSS. I’ve replaced the image with one taken today, to reassure you. I look forward to your offer.

7 months

Robertas Semanavicius

Could you post any more photos, I would consider purchasing this product but it has been over a year and it shouldve rotted by now.

9 months

Seller peel&stick

@dylanosg:The background is merely an illusion, what the viewer sees is what the viewer projects. We place our emotions in a way that frames our perception. So yes, basically the background comes with the piece.

9 months

dylanosg

Does it come with the white background too? Or is that extra?

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