Side Table
Do you remember the exact moment you realised Ricardo, the pool boy, wasn't just there to "check the pH balance" and was instead diving into your wife’s deep end while you were at work?
Well today is your lucky day.
Do you need:
A table to finalise those divorce papers in the childhood bedroom of your parents’ house?
A table to withstand the weight of your realisation?
A table resistant to cheap whiskey and tears?
A table that says “I am a man of substance! This blow up mattress does not define me! I don’t care if the table is slightly effeminate. This is the new me!”
Not free to anyone named Ricardo.
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