Bedside Sleeper
Tutti Bambini CoZee Bedside Crib.
Authentically musty. I’ll be honest. We cleaned the fabric, but thankfully do not have the shocking lack of apathy required to gamble our new baby’s lungs on mystery attic spores.
Risk Profile:
Biologically active and ripe for discovery. Consider it an affordable, hands-on way to field-test natural selection and early-life immune system resilience on your new child.
Features: Breathable mesh sides engineered to maximize the aerodynamic distribution of ancient mold colonies directly into your nursery air.
Collection only. Please wear a hazmat suit or industrial respirator at pickup.
I cannot stress this enough. Do not put your baby in this.
Giving away for parts only.
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