Dress

Dress for sale.
Obviously like; it's on Adverts & I'm on a hustle as always.

How did I come into owning a dress?

I found it; finders keepers, losers "need to be more careful where they leave their s**t for 1-2 days, 2-3 night so sod 'em" weepers.

In my defence I did make a solid effort to reunite it but no takers so, again, sod 'em.

Can you tell me more about this item?

It's a patterned yoke; pink & black & the shoulder straps are working perfectly; as in they stay up on the body so you won't expose yer boobies unless ya want to of course.

At the back there's some class of a lace yoke too to presumably tighten up the bodice/corset thing on yer body & make yer boobs at the front bigger?

Och I don't know; it's womens fashion in fairness & I'm phucked if I know what the strings at the back are for; winging it here so indulge me please?

Size 14 so you'll either grow into it like we used have to when given hand me downs in Primary School from our brother in 6th Class & we starting in Junior Infants or you'll be an exact Size 14 & you'll be like Cider Ella in the fairytale but be warned; I am NOT gonna be your Prince Gurning!!

Photographs taken with flash on & off & on a Nikon Coolpix L810 & the door belongs to the photographer........and is NOT for sale for avoidance of all doubt......

Washed, dried but NOT ironed; much like a Smartphone, some of us have no use for an iron; chuck it under the mattress onto the base of the bed overnight; be grand.

Coat hanger NOT included; the dress itself rolls up into a ball & unfurls easy too; a USP maybe?

No I will NOT be modelling it; the world is NOT ready for that particular image.

No "Try Before You Buy"; it's a dress not a flipping car; you're not getting a test drive in it like; I'd be fearful some yoke'd wipe their rear end in it & I'd have to wash it again so no, no try before you buy; who d'you think you are? Cider Ella?

What else?

As ever no "Can I pay you when my mainto comes in from the Da of my 12th whippersnapper Britney/Rhianna/Mary Lou?" or "I'll pay you when my scratcher is in my bank account" & no "Mickey Money Tuesday" types need apply.

Collection ideally in "Carlow Lad" but will do P&P included in price; tis light enough though so won't trouble Mr. or Ms. Post Person; they can shove it through yer letterbox or chuck it in the bosca bruscar if it's delivered by .

Pricing it at €45 but to be honest I'm doing a Drummer on it & picking figures out of my Swiss so open to negotiation but no silly offers; get up the yard, there's a smell of Benji off of you.

EFT or PayPal or Cash; readies up front & no magic beans & no swapsies either....and defo no Polo Mints!