Wicker Storage

Six drawers. None of them big enough to store the emotional baggage you’re dragging into your next situationship. However, this charming little cabinet is perfect for:

- Keys you’ll lose.
- “Medication”
- Bills you’ll ignore until your onlyfans takes off (it won’t).
- The personality you’ve built entirely around being “the funny one.”

Features:
* 6 wicker baskets for organisation.
* 0 wicker baskets for your many unresolved daddy issues.

You, the bidder, will probably look at one of the slightly broken drawers and think:

“I can fix it.”

This is interesting, because that’s also what you say about all the men who openly describe themselves as a red flag.

You will inevitably say:

“I can make this work”.

A sentence you’ve previously applied to:

- Relationships.
- Careers.
- Wine time. Every night.

This cabinet is old, slightly damaged, and painted over repeatedly to hide its flaws.

So you’ll feel right at home.

One basket is broken, but not nearly as broken as the part of you that keeps confusing attention with love.

Free to whichever bidder I pika-choose.