Toddler Ride On Car

FOR SALE: Little Tikes Cozy Coupe — €20

Condition: Used, but still in good working order.

Power Source: Flintstones-style (100% toddler foot-powered).

One Previous Owner: An itense 3-year-old.

The downsizing of the backyard fleet continues. I am listing this iconic red and yellow bubble car on behalf of my 3 year old client.

This Cozy Coupe has been thoroughly road-tested. While it is officially "used," it spent most of its days serving as a stationary storage locker for random sticks, bits of grass, and stolen television remotes.

The previous owner rarely actually drove it anywhere, and there have been tense negotiations to convince them that our garden is not a used car dealership.

The door clicks shut, the steering wheel turns, and the petrol cap opens for imaginary fuel. It is fully ready for a new driver who will actually use it to terrorise the local pavement.

Features:

* Iconic Styling: The classic red and yellow chassis that screams "I don't have a driving licence."
* Fully Operational: Good working condition, completely weatherproofed by nature.
* Infinite Range: Not battery operated, so it never dies mid-walk.
* Storage Capacity: Excellent boot space for holding three pebbles and a plastic dinosaur.