Vanity Mirror

FREE

For Women Committed to the Fantasy.

Perfect for applying makeup, arranging perfumes, and spending 45 minutes convincing yourself that this is finally the angle that “changes everything”.

Features:

* One lifting drawer for storing cosmetics that definitely reduce face caverns.
* Classic curved design.
* Sturdy enough to support your alarming collection of anti-aging creams.
* A perfect station for your ongoing war against reality.

This mirror won’t make you younger.
It won’t make you prettier.
It absolutely won’t make your ex regret anything.

But it will provide a dedicated workspace from which to continue those noble pursuits.

Bid for it because standing in the bathroom balancing mascara on the toilet cistern is no way to live.