Barbie Dreamhouse

It is time for a new family to experience the fleeting joy of owning the only mansion many of us will ever afford.

Resplendent in flamingo pink, this stunning turnkey SoCoDu property is the ultimate Des-res for the inanimate set. Open plan, immaculately maintained, with a working elevator for nights when ya feels tha heels, ladies.

Boasting a tropical roof garden, connected to the ground level pool by an alarmingly non-child-proof spiral slide, everything about this home screams ‘private party’. And at €70, that means it’s not just social, it’s affordable too.

Location location location, amirite? This plastic fantastic is located wherever you want it to be. In the living room, wedged into the space you thought you’d use for a Peloton, or gathering dust right beside your child’s bed, its destination is only limited by your imagination.

A fully accessorised must-see, this iconic residence by starchitect Ken Mattel won’t stay on the market long. OPEN HOUSE TODAY, BOOK A VIEWING. REAL CASH BUYERS ONLY, NO GAWKERS/TIRE-KICKERS. DONT make me tell you again, SINDY.