Wooden Table
You want a table that'll hold your dinner? You want a table that won't collapse when you put your elbows on it? You want a table that has literally witnessed every awkward family meal and survived? Look no further.
The table. 150cm x 90cm of pure, unrelenting stability.
Let's talk features:
Legs: cream colored, painted, sturdy as hell
Top: solid wood (not that IKEA particle board nonsense)
Chairs included: nope
Your problems included: also nope
This table has seen some shit. Birthday cakes. Christmas dinners. That time you tried to "eat healthy" for three days. It didn't judge. It just held your plate.
Interesting facts:
This table is big enough to seat 6 people who moderately like each other, or 4 people who are in an argument.
The wood is solid. Like, you could probably survive a minor earthquake under this thing.
When I got this table, I thought I'd become one of those people who hosts dinner parties. Turns out I'm one of those people who eats cereal standing over the sink.
Let's face it: this table isn't going to change your life. But it will hold your laptop, your coffee, and your existential dread without complaining. That's more than most people can say.
€95. Firm. Because I know what I have.
150cm x 90cm x 75cm (H)
- To be arranged
- To be arranged
4 weeks ago
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